Interdimensional Office Chaos

A hyper-detailed, surreal illustration of a stressed-out interdimensional office worker with an octopus head, wearing a wrinkled suit, sitting at a desk made of melting clocks, buried in infinite paperwork that transforms into galaxies. The desk floats in deep space, surrounded by floating coffee cups that are actually black holes. Each tentacle is multitasking—one typing on a keyboard made of teeth, one stamping planets with “APPROVED,” one holding a phone that's screaming. Behind him, a massive glowing cosmic printer continuously spits out glowing sheets of paper that morph into birds mid-air. The background is a chaotic explosion of neon nebulae, glitch effects, and swirling constellations shaped like office supplies (staplers, paperclips, calculators). In the distance, a giant celestial manager entity with too many eyes looms, holding a clipboard the size of a moon. The stars form subtle sarcastic text: “PER MY LAST EMAIL.” Style: ultra-vibrant neon, slight vaporwave + psychedelic + comic linework, insanely detailed but with bold, clean outlines suitable for screen print. High contrast on black shirt, limited but punchy color palette (electric blue, hot pink, toxic green, cosmic purple).